Darth Vader has been my friend ever since I was a little girl.  And even to this very day he still protects me all the time.  See?  This is him strangling my beloved whenever he pisses me off.

(Source - This is Darth Radar with Darth Vader strangling Darth Bader.)

I won’t deny that at certain times in my life when I was really young I was either friends with and/or at times tried to be:

1. Princess Leia – this lasted for a few months, but then my mom got tired of me wearing her white sheets and continuously asking her to pin and wrap my hair around these large, retro headphones we had in the family room.

Also, I could never hear anything wearing the darn things.  (Well, I just told my mom that to get out of doing chores.)

2. R2D2 - This only lasted about one week of non-stop beeping and booping until my parents told me to shut the hell up.   After listening to this clip I included, I honestly don’t know how they survived a whole week of beeps, bloops and boops.

3. Yoda – I only wanted him as our family pet and I just didn’t understand why my parents kept telling me that it just wasn’t possible because he wasn’t “real”. Geesh.

I thought they were just being mean assholes by not letting me have him.

(Source)

4. Chubaka – well, I still turn into him sometimes.  Usually once a month.

But in the end I always come back to my best friend Darth Vader.  And this site is my dedication to him.  Kind of like a “I love my best friend” deal where I try to be as good a friend in return and just focus on him.

I  hope you enjoy this site as much I enjoy talking about him all the time!  The End.