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Posts in 'Vader Visions'
Vader’s Pokemon
by Darth Radar | Tuesday, June 29th, 2010 | 0 CommentsIf you take moment to consider how much a pokeball actually resembles the Death Star, then believing Vader plays Pokemon really isn’t such a big stretch.
I wouldn’t ever challenge Vader to a Pokemon duel though. Somehow I imagine Vader playing Pokemon to the death. And the thought of him slaughtering all my Pokemon just makes me sad…
Vader Attempt at Oral Hygene
by Darth Radar | Monday, June 14th, 2010 | 0 CommentsI can imagine Vader’s need to brush his teeth with all that heavy breathing going on inside his mask.
There must be days where after eating a huge meal, the inside of his mask must stink like something died and then pooped itself.
The funny thing is how confused he looks at the prospect of actually having to brush his teeth. Maybe mouthwash with a straw might be a better option to try…
Vader and Pooh
by Darth Radar | Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 | 0 CommentsI’m not even going to deny my deeply buried and secret love for Winnie the Pooh. However, even with that declaration of guilty love for my favorite furry bear, I never in a million years would let my deep love and affection for both Vader and Pooh blend together in an unnatural and unholy union such as this.
Though I did laugh my ass off when I saw this and thought of a few things:
1. “Wow. Dude! That’s one fuck up you can’t just erase and pretend never happened!”
2. “Exactly HOW drunk were you when you got this?”
3. “I dun think Vader’s gonna be too happy about this…I see lightsaber tattoo lazer removal happenin’ all over your sorry ass once Vader gets his hands on you!”
4. “If I was Pooh, I’d be shittin’ myself right about now.”
5. “Awww…that’s so cute!”
Anyhow have a judge for yourself and let me know what you think!
Vader Baconator AT-AT
by Darth Radar | Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 | 0 CommentsI thought I was the only one in our Universe who loved bacon this much. But I guess I am not that surprised that Vader and the evil Empire all love bacon too.
I just had a funny picture in my head of the whole furry Ewok tribe being drawn to the scent of bacon and attaching themselves to the AT-AT – kinda like flies to sticky fly strips. That would have made them a whole lot easier to destroy for the Empire.
Vader’s Spawn
by Darth Radar | Monday, May 17th, 2010 | 0 CommentsThis is how Vader should have had Padme bear his spawn. Maybe if he had done it right the first time then Luke (the Puke) Skywalker might have been less of a pussy.
Oh! And Luke and Leia could have been born with cool little Vader helmets already morphed into their bodies, all screaming with bloody little helmets. Kinda like Aliens bursting out of humans chests. Epic cool.
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Vader Veggies
by Darth Radar | Thursday, May 13th, 2010 | 0 CommentsI don’t normally condone food play in any way. It just seems pointless to me and it delays the dessert. However, seeing Vader play with his veggies is pretty funny here.
Rules are meant to be broken I guess. And if anyone is a badass at breaking the rules, it would have to be Darth Vader.
He really should use a cucumber or zucchini next time though, that celery stalk is kinda embarrassing. It’s not just about the length ya know?!
Vader Goaltending
by Darth Radar | Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 | 0 CommentsThis is could be considered as one of the greatest training techniques for either side of the force. The whole point is to engulf a youngling in a huge goalie net so he or she is forced to use all their strength and potential in safeguarding the massive net.
Vader looks so tiny here. Almost like the little nerdy kid who’s not good at sports who gets picked on all the time…and then some idiot moron tries to pick on him and then Vader uses his lightsaber to slice the bully’s head off like soft butter…
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