Need a major wake-up call? If a kick in the ass from the Darth Vader himself every morning doesn’t wake you up we don’t know what will!
So get your Vader Projection Alarm Clock for only $39.99USD today and wake up every morning on the Dark Side of your bed.
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So you’ve gotten your Darth Vader Toaster by now. But something seems to be missing. In one hand you’ve got your Vader toast, and in the other hand… *tsk tsk…nothing!
No problem! What you need to complete your Vader food set is your very own Collector’s Edition Darth Vader Ceramic Figural Mug.
While you eat Vader’s face off your toast, you can sit back, relax, and imagine you are drinking up the very Dark Side of the Force that lives within Vader’s brain. Yummy!
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Need something to keep your Star Wars book collection all neat and tidy in one place? Need a really cool excuse to get the entire Star Wars book collection?
Well, your Star Wars Lightsaber Bookends are finally ready and available for shipping today. So run and get yours NOW!
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This is the coolest Mr. Vader Tater on the block. He can turn any and all other Mr. Potato Heads into yesterday’s mash potatoes with the Dark Side of the Force.
Keep him in your office for someone to talk to when you’re having a rough day.
And when you have completely gone over the edge from being buried in work, you can be the Master and practice your use of the Force by moving all his parts around just for sh!ts and giggles.
Sound like the perfect office companion? That’s because he IS. So hurry and get yours today!
Wake up to Vader in your home everyday! This life sized, super realistic wall graphic is as good to the real thing as it gets.
Talk to him, scare your friends and be with the Force in the comforts of your very own home. Hurry and get yours today for only $99.99!
The Vader Wall Graphic in your home = $99.99. The absolute awe and wonder from your family and friends = priceless!
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Your loaf of bread will taste better than it ever has before with your brand new Star Wars toaster! Enjoy a slice of the Dark Side every morning with an ominous image of Vader burnt crispy onto your toast.
Pretend he is talking to you and teaching you secrets of the Dark Side from your pieces toast or imagine you are even more powerful than the Dark Lord himself as you smother his helmet head with butter and bite his face off.
Either way, for a few moments everyday you can be the Master and Lord of your toasty breakfast or break time snack.
Your Darth Vader Toaster is waiting for a new Master. Get yours now for only $54.99USD at the official Star Wars Shop.