Remember that scene in Spaceballs where Helmet plays with his dolls?  Here’s a refresher for you:

While Helmet is a complete loser here playing with his barbie dolls, it’s not to say that the real Darth Vader is beneath playing with dolls during some downtime.

Only thing is, Vader would have way cooler dolls.  Like these ones here – the bonus being Vader could practice crocheting his dolls first before he plays with the amazing finished products.

It totally makes sense, crocheting is a real art form and the technique of this craft would help him further hone and fine tune his skills of the Dark Side of the Force.  I don’t care what you say, crocheting is cool and Vader thinks so too!

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If Santa Claus ever needed a replacement, I truly believe that Darth Vader would be his best go-to guy.

It’s too perfect in too many ways.  In fact I think Vader would do an even better job than the big guy himself.

Vader could easily keep the fairy tale alive with his powers from the Dark Side of the Force (“You will believe in Santa Claus until you die…”).  Santa barely has the little monsters after they turn 5!

Vader already has a solid home base to work from year round.  Santa has the North Pole, Vader has the Death Star.  Santa has Elves, Vader has Stormtroopers.  Santa has his sleigh, Vader has his Star Destroyer.  Santa gives the kids gifts, Vader gives kids nightmares.  I mean the similarities just go on and on…

Can you just imagine the absolute awesomeness of this?

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Vader is not just all about destruction and the Dark Side.  In his free time, nothing feeds his dark soul like grooving to his own tunes that he melodically plays on his own guitar.